The Lord of the Gun is my Shepherd; I shall not want adequate defense.
He maketh me to collect as many weapons as I am able:
He leadeth me into nearby gun stores and gun shows.
He restoreth my ammunition belts, magazines and clips:
He leadeth me in the paths of armed defense for His name' sake and for my unrestricted freedom to defend myself in whatever way and with whatever weapons I choose in my glorious freedom.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death surrounded by armed and potential enemies,
I will fear no evil: For my guns and my ammo art with me;
My Glock and my Bushmaster, they comfort me.
Thou helpest me to prepare an arsenal of deadly weapons in the presence of mine enemies;
Thou annointest my guns with oil to keep them well- lubricated; My gun case is stocked so full it runneth over.

Surely safety and the fear I instill in others shall follow me all the days of my life, for I am the best defended freedom lover in the valley